Corn Chip Toes Dachshund T-Shirt — Funny Wiener Dog Tee

If you've ever picked up a dachshund and caught that unmistakable warm corn-chip smell coming off their feet, this shirt is for you. No explanation needed. If you know, you know.

Designed on our family farm in Jane Lew, West Virginia, where we keep the wiener dogs, the turkeys, the ducks and the chickens — and where at least one of those dogs has never once had neutral-smelling toes.

• Original artwork — a retro sunburst and paw print drawn from scratch, not clip art
• Warm espresso and golden ochre on soft garment-dyed cotton
• Available in Ivory, Khaki and White — chosen so the vintage inks read properly
• Unisex relaxed fit — size up for the oversized look

Every order supports a small family farm in West Virginia.

About the shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² with a relaxed fit
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems
• Direct-to-garment printed one at a time, just for you
• Blank sourced from Honduras · printed and shipped by our production partner

Size guide (inches)