Short Legs Long Days Dachshund T-Shirt — Funny Homestead Tee

Chores don't care how tall you are. Short legs, long days — the unofficial motto of every dachshund who has ever insisted on supervising the whole morning routine.

A retro sunburst tee for people who feed animals before they feed themselves. Designed on our backyard farm in Jane Lew, West Virginia.

• Original artwork — hand-built sunburst and a bandana-wearing dachshund
• Warm espresso and golden ochre on soft garment-dyed cotton
• Available in Ivory, Khaki and White
• Unisex relaxed fit — size up for the oversized look

From our family farm to yours.

About the shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² with a relaxed fit
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems
• Direct-to-garment printed one at a time, just for you
• Blank sourced from Honduras · printed and shipped by our production partner

Size guide (inches)