🐾 Tactical Wiener – Low, Slow, Lethal.
For the dachshund lover who knows their wiener dog is secretly running covert ops in the backyard. This hilarious tactical dachshund tee is the perfect way to show off your love for the most fearless (and lowest to the ground) breed out there.
Whether you're a proud dachshund parent, a dog dad, or shopping for the perfect gift for the wiener dog obsessed person in your life — this shirt delivers.
Why you'll love it:
Ultra-soft Bella + Canvas 3001 — lightweight, comfortable, and true to size
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Pre-shrunk fabric so it stays fitting great wash after wash
Available in sizes XS through 4XL
Makes a great gift for:
Dachshund moms & dads
Funny dog lovers
Birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day
Anyone who appreciates tactical humor with a wiener dog twist
This product is made to order just for you, reducing waste and supporting sustainable fashion. Please allow a few extra days for production.
© Frishe Farms — Where wiener dogs run the show.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
